Now that the fact that I’m impressed is out in the open, I have a couple questions:
1. How many takes do you think this video took to make? I, for one, would not be able to keep a straight face.
2. How many of your parents would be thrilled if you told them that you were finally fucking your significant other?
3. Why isn’t this an actual show? I’m imagining a Jersey shore type setup with weekly interviews!
Anyways, I hate to cut this article short, but I’m off to go break some exciting news to my parents about this new girl I just met. I’m sure they’ll be…. thrilled.